A coworker of my wife recently approached her at the office.
"So, Suzi, I have a question: Can Mike really EAT sugar and sweets, and those types of thing?"
Her response: "Of course, why wouldn't he be able to?"
"Well, he's diabetic..."
Suzi: "Ah. Well, he can eat whatever he wants. He just has to dose insulin for it. But yes, he can eat whatever he wants..."
My quick-witted wife added, "Unless it's laced with poison."
Hearing this story at home, I beamed proudly. What. An. Awesome. Type 3.