Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Weird Diabetes Dreams

I'm no stranger to having crazy dreams that tie in with diabetes, sometimes in wicked weird and scary ways.

A number of years ago, I recall dreaming that I was buried alive in a coffin and trying to escape when suddenly, a scary hybrid-freak spider appeared -- complete with infusion set spider legs!

(Thanks again to Chris Sparling, a brilliant writer who has provided a number of nightmares through the years...)

Anyhow, my most recent D-dream involved what seemed at first just an every-day happening gone awry.

No memory remains of what the entirety of the dream was about, or how I ended up in the particular moment that I did. But the brunt of what I'm writing about involved me standing in front of a bathroom mirror, probably in the evening post-dinner hours. Apparently, I had eaten a salad with spinach in it with my dinner.

And as sometimes happens, a tiny little piece of that spinach snuggled itself into my gumline in my front teeth.

No big deal, right?

Well, as I stood there brushing and flossing, the spinach didn't budge. Instead, it stayed securely where it was. I used my toothbrush to target that spot specifically, and the spinach instinctively acted like a turtle and hid itself further into my gum. Almost disappearing.

I decided to just slide it out with the tip of my finger, since there apparently weren't any toothpicks in this particular dream, and that worked...

But when I removed the piece it was no longer a piece of spinach -- it was a blood test strip!!!!

Image... THIS 


And then, I noticed other "pieces of spinach" were lodged into the roof of my gum line.

And one by one, out came the test strips.

Then I woke up.

Shuddering, with the images fresh in my mind, I went about my morning routine a bit freaked out. And now, I can't do a BG check without getting a little unnerved.

What does it all mean?

Well, I'm no dream expert, but maybe it is related to the fact that I haven't been checking by fingerstick lately and my subconscious is trying to give me a nudge? Or, it happened to coincide with the early morning Dawn Phenom hours and my BG was starting to spike? Possibly, it was related to the fact that I've procrastinated on getting a couple tooth implants for extractions done close to a year ago...?

Who the heck knows.

Maybe it's time to motivate myself to do better on checking my BGs, even when wearing my CGM. And maybe I should also go see the dentist. 

Friday, January 20, 2017

Attention all Time Travelers in 2017

This is a cautionary note to anyone who happens to be time-traveling to, from or during 2017...

Sorry to say, Time Traveling Explorers, this is real. Yep, it's not a joke. 

Even though the Chicago Cubs seriously did win the 2016 World Series (not kidding), this too is also a part of our current reality.

While many joke about this being a plot from reality TV, and it's really not far off... this is not a scripted make-believe item. This is not #FakeNews (which is a thing all in itself at this period in time).


For your own protection and sanity, it's probably best if you just avoid the years 2016-2020 and check back on the state of the world (assuming it's still around) after that.

Make sure to be careful, too -- wouldn't want you to land back here in an even more wicked-whacked future to find some crazy Back to the Future 2 alternative timeline where bullying billionaire Biff Tannen lives in a casino resort tower and is in charge despite being a womanizing, narcissistic, vulgar... (oh wait, never mind.)

😟😞 (((Sad, emotional computer icon known as an emoji...)))

Just be careful, people. Please consider undoing whatever you might have done in the past to screw up our present.

As always, go in peace and love.

And if you happen to go back to before 2016, please passs along a big THANK YOU to all of the presidents and let them know they're truly missed here in 2017.

(btw: Do you have any extra seats on your time traveling vehicle... could I buy you a beer and possibly persuade you to take me along?)

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Holiday Blahs: On Being Sick with Diabetes

Some of you may know from following us on social media that I've been under the weather over the holidays. Yuck!

For the past month, I've had a cold and persistent cough that have been messing with my diabetes management.

With it being the start of a new year, this of course has meant that any resolutions for getting my blood sugars more in range and "starting off on the right foot" have been back-burnered.

The slot for that endo appointment I had scheduled for the first week of January came and went, pushed back until February when hopefully all signs of this "real person sickness" (on top of D) will vanish. But in the meantime, it's been a matter of dealing with higher BGs, ineffective Afrezza use thanks to my incapability of not coughing while trying to inhale, and just a rundown, lack of D-motivation mood overall. Blah...

I hope you don't mind me venting, but I know we gall go through this stuff, and the myriad of formal "How to Take Care of Diabetes When You're Sick" to-do lists just bum me out.

Making a List, Checking it Twice

Luckily, this isn't a stomach flu or anything more nasty that I've heard is going around, likely thanks to the very important seasonal flu shot I had in the Fall.

But even a run-of-the-mill winter cold can mess with your diabetes pretty badly if you're not careful. My primary care physician told me not to worry, that I didn't particularly need any steroids or special meds at this point, but just to rest and keep hydrated to boost my immune system, while watching my BG levels closely.

So I've been drinking green tea and consuming soup, and generally hold-up indoors to avoid the Midwest Polar Freeze as much as possible.

Of course, all the Sick Day Lists say you are supposed to:

  • Check your blood glucose levels at least four times a day - Check! Of course, I always do that
  • Keep taking your meds, even if you can’t eat - Check! 
  • If you can’t eat usual foods, try saltine crackers, dry toast, soup, ice pops or sherbet, etc. - Check! (see below, re: Food)
  • Drink at least 1 cup, or 8 ounces, of water or other calorie-free, caffeine-free liquid every hour while you’re awake - Check, check, check! Can you say 'holiday bloating'?
  • And call your doctor right away if you(r): BG levels are above 240 even with meds; urine or blood ketone levels are above normal; vomit more than once; have diarrhea for more than 6 hoursl have trouble breathing; have a high fever; can’t think clearly or you feel more drowsy than usual
Check, check, check, check! All common sense if you ask me.

Higher BGs, Less Gear

Not surprisingly, my BG readings have been running high -- often above 180 mg/dL, even with an increased basal amount of Tresiba on board.

It was kind of unfortunate timing that I've been taking a holiday break from wearing my CGM, so I haven't been able to see the daily ups and downs in real-time like usual.

On top of that, I've not been using an insulin pump for the past months, so can't just crank up a Temp Basal like I would have with that device. In general, I've been happy handling my diabetes via Multiple Daily Dosing (MDD) using Afrezza and a pen needle throughout the day. But without the CGM+pump gear this period of higher BGs is a little trickier.

But this isn't unexpected, as I've been sick before, and I do know how to handle things. It's also not a time to panic, as I have to remind myself this is only a short-term fight.
Afrezza vs. Illness

Yes, my use of Afrezza has been impacted by this sickness. It's not difficult to imagine that if you're plagued with a cough, then it's tough to smoothly inhale powder into your throat (which then causes more coughing). A number of times over the past month when I tried to inhale an Afrezza cartridge, I just couldn't hold back the cough and ended up spewing an Afrezza cloud into the atmosphere.

So I stopped using it for the latter half of December and early January and mostly stuck to my NovoLog and Tresiba injections.

A fellow Afrezza user did offer a tip, though: Take a sip of something (like water or tea) just before inhaling, inhale the Afrezza, and then hold your breath for a minute or so. After my heaviest period of coughing fits passed, this actually did start working, so I've been using this technique for the past week or so with pretty good success.

The bonus: Hey, I won't be running out of Afrezza supplies in January! See, there are silver linings everywhere, even when we're sick ;)

I miss it.

Fortunately I suppose, I've not been as hungry as normal, so the higher BGs and lack of Afrezza dosing have been balanced out a bit by my lack of interest in eating. Still, you can't not eat for very long, and there have been a few moments when I've felt like I'm starving (despite my illness-saturated blood still showing elevated BGs) yet I decided to forgo the food in the interest of keeping my BGs as level as possible.

Did I mention tea and soup?

Yeah... I'm pretty done with all this about now.

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This post by Mike Hoskins was originally published on DiabetesMine in January 2017.