Attention all Time Travelers in 2017
This is a cautionary note to anyone who happens to be time-traveling to, from or during 2017...
Sorry to say, Time Traveling Explorers, this is real. Yep, it's not a joke.
Even though the Chicago Cubs seriously did win the 2016 World Series (not kidding), this too is also a part of our current reality.
While many joke about this being a plot from reality TV, and it's really not far off... this is not a scripted make-believe item. This is not #FakeNews (which is a thing all in itself at this period in time).
For your own protection and sanity, it's probably best if you just avoid the years 2016-2020 and check back on the state of the world (assuming it's still around) after that.
Make sure to be careful, too -- wouldn't want you to land back here in an even more wicked-whacked future to find some crazy Back to the Future 2 alternative timeline where bullying billionaire Biff Tannen lives in a casino resort tower and is in charge despite being a womanizing, narcissistic, vulgar... (oh wait, never mind.)
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Just be careful, people. Please consider undoing whatever you might have done in the past to screw up our present.
As always, go in peace and love.
And if you happen to go back to before 2016, please passs along a big THANK YOU to all of the presidents and let them know they're truly missed here in 2017.
(btw: Do you have any extra seats on your time traveling vehicle... could I buy you a beer and possibly persuade you to take me along?)